Ophelia Learns To Swim

Plot

A comedy about a wimpy bimbo conflicted about her loyalty to a group of broke environmental Superheroines (The Broom Witch, The Librarian, Mother Nature, The Chocolatier) versus their wealthy villainous counterparts (Virginia Svelte, Cosmetic Chick, Bitch-on-Wheels and The Doucher) who run an advertising agency that promotes carcinogenic products for women.

Cast

Julia Lee

Ophelia

Lauren Birkell

The Broom Witch

Camille Langfield

Tina

Jennifer Massey

The Doucher

Hilary Shepard

Virginia Svelte

Dian Kobayashi

The Librarian

LaVonne Rae Andrews

Mother Nature

Sybil Azur

Cosmetic Chick

Alexa Sheehan

The Cop

Tony Ketcham

Ophelia's Dad

Meishach Moore

Hamilton

Dave Fennoy

Handy Man

Kristofer McNeeley

Hamlet

Marjorie Lovett

The Stitcher