So You Want To Be A Pirate!

Plot

With the help of his trusted dodo Polly, the Pirate Captain presents fun-loving and hilarious tips and advice on pirating. Learn how to remember where you buried your treasure, the secrets of navigating winds, get an inside look at pirate recruiting and even a Pirate’s recipe for a giant squid with lemon. Featuring special guests like Charles Darwin and the Pirate King you will set sail for giggles and fun with musical surprises along the way!

Cast

Hugh Grant

The Pirate Captain

Martin Freeman

The Pirate With A Scarf

David Tennant

Charles Darwin

Brian Blessed

The Pirate King

Brendan Gleeson

The Pirate With Gout

Anton Yelchin

The Albino Pirate

Sophie Laughton

Matilda / Narrator

Ben Whitehead

Announcer

Randolph Matthews

The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets And Kittens